Linguistic blunders

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I was perusing a website called Common Errors in English and found several amusing entries. So, for your information and entertainment…

Favorite Entry: Toe-Headed / Tow-Headed

Light-colored rope is called “tow” and someone with very blond hair is called a “tow-head.” Tow-headed children are cute, but a toe-headed one would be seriously deformed.

First Runner Up: Adultry / Adultery

“Adultery” is often misspelled “adultry,” as if it were something every adult should try. This spelling error is likely to get you snickered at. The term does not refer to all sorts of illicit sex: at least one of the partners involved has to be married for the relationship to be adulterous.

Second Runner Up: Oggle / Ogle

If you’re being leered at lustfully you’re being ogled (first vowel sounds like “OH”)—not “oggled,” even if you’re being ogled through goggles. The word is probably related to the German word äugeln, meaning “to eye,” from Auge (“eye”).

I haven’t read through all of them, but having run into these funnies, I’m sure I will eventually. Any favorite blunders on your end?

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